Category Archives: Life

Remember being a child, and “threatening” your parents by saying “I’m going to run away!!”. Because they asked you to do some mundane chore like clean your room or do your homework (tasks that usually benefitted you). And they looked … Continue reading →

The most insulting thing anyone could ever tell me is to tone what I say down, or watch what I say. I’m an aspiring comedian I want to make a living off of my thoughts and anecdotes, so telling me … Continue reading →

I’m quite familiar with YOLO. But black people let me talk to you. I have a new acronym. It’s for those times at work when your job has you down. Your customers are treating you like shit, and your boss … Continue reading →

The last group is the hecklers on the trains. But only a select few. The musicians are usually all right. Dancers are always a welcome sight. It’s the people who are telling their sad story on the train. They are … Continue reading →

Congratulations! And welcome to the slow paced life of unemployment. Did you know that unemployment is the fastest growing job in America?! We have offices open all over the US. We have a non-work force of over 10 million, that’s … Continue reading →

Someone just asked me for a picture of my dick. Which was odd for several reasons. A) I was standing right in front of them, so they could’ve cut the middle man out and just asked to see my dick … Continue reading →

So what exactly was it that snapped me back on the righteous path of crude humor and psychopathy? Was it the fact that my little sister is now engaged and is buying a house with her fiancée? …NO! I know … Continue reading →

So it has been quite a long time since my last post. It’s totally my fault. I am 100% to blame. I could make up some lame excuse, like.. I don’t know… Hey everyone sorry I haven’t posted in so … Continue reading →